Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The argument for fake IDs
Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML
People of Walmart
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Make it stop
Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML
Broke boyz
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
This is mine now
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Early warning
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
The long game
Today, I got rejected for approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, so I called a bank to find out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does not have any records of this. Thank you identity theft. FML
STOP! THIEF!
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
I hate myself
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
Silly idea
Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML
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thethirdthea 3
Didn't you recognize your bosses name on the card...?
Twisted_Angel 17
The name on the card should have given it away that it was your bosses card. If the name was the same as an employee then you should ask if it's theirs or not before playing Edward Scissorhands.
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perdix 31
"Nope. Haven't seen it. You may want to call in and cancel it." That's how you succeed in business ;)
Enslaved 38
The card holders needs protection from your company! What a stupid policy! I've left my cc places and called the next day to see if it was there and gladly had it returned. I'd be pissed if I had to go through calling my credit card company, to have to wait several days for the replacement, when all I had to do is just returned to the last place I used it. Plus at my job (this happens a lot) we give the cards to the managers and they put it in our safe. If the people don't want to come get them here, then they can do what your policy is making them do anyways.
RedPillSucks 33
The policy is like that because they don't want to worry about someone finding and using the card. If you leave your card someplace, even if you get it back, it could have been cloned by some unscrupulous person. In my case, I'd order a new card reguardless.
Enslaved 38
That should be between the card holder and the credit card company NOT the business that found it. If the business takes the card and puts it in a safe place then there's no risk of what you said would happen. (:
perdix 31
#32, last time I left a CC at a store, I bought someone a tank of gas and a TV. The cut-up policy is not a bad idea.
Enslaved 38
#37 Did you dispute the charges? You might have been charged but I bet (name your price) you didn't actually pay for those items. You're not responsible for any unauthorized charges. And don't forget it's the EMPLOYEE that found the card not some random TV/gas thief. :P
perdix 31
#44, yes, I successfully disputed the charges. I think the store employee stole my card. I should have been suspicious when the cashier said "Your card is in the bag."
DavidKnows 11
You are being naïve. Safety trumps inconvenience. The card could have been maxed out by a thief, before the employee found it. Reading and recognizing the name on the card notwithstanding, policies are in place for a purpose. Cutting up the card guarantees it cannot be used again by anyone. Even an unscrupulous store manager! Here's another scenario: "Sir, I found your credit card. Good thing that I chose to disregard policy, and NOT cut up your card huh?" Manager: "No. I dropped that expired card near you on purpose, to see if you would obey the rules. You failed the test. You're fired!!!" Now what?
Jakob2255 12
I like how #28 is leaving the cc at places do you just hand it over and walk away lol. Keep better track of your stuff. Honestly think about how often the cashier asks for I'd or even checks the signature. If my card got cut before some jerk found and used it I would glad.
Octwo 16
As stated before, you can simply dispute the charges. You are not responsible for unauthorized charges to your card. there really isn't any reason to not wait a day and see if they come back for their card. Immediately cutting it up is just a huge dick move. What's naive is thinking that you're protecting the person. The ONLY reason that policy is there is to protect the company from being blamed for fraudulent charges, simple as that. They are NOT doing this for the customer they are doing it to prevent liability.
LoopyLuuLuu 7
Octwo, disputes can often be more of a hassle and take more time than just getting a new card issued. furthermore, if the card is a check card and someone gets the pin and uses it as a debit, the dispute process gets weirder because it's not subject to quite the same credit protections that credit cards offer. Lastly, if it's a prepaid reloadable card (which can be personalized with one's name), then disputes very frequently get turned down if the charges happen prior to the card getting reported lost/stolen. and while you're not wrong about liability also being an issue, what's wrong with a store/company trying to protect itself. it's worth the inconvenience, imo.
ksks1234 33
28-- I agree with you on holding the card. In my experience, cards have been used by the employee anyway. My mom has had to fire several employees that have copied the numbers from a card, then purchased stuff online. If a less honest employee finds the card, it probably would not be cut up anyway.
Enslaved 38
If I left my credit card at a business and returned in... say an hour because I realized I didn't have it, I'd be upset if they cut it up VS put it in a safe place where "no thief can use it".
Enslaved 38
^^^^this is the key point! Not everyone that finds a credit card is going to use it. WOULD YOU PEOPLE??? Are all of you finders/ keepers criminals? There are honest people out there that wouldn't think to risk jail time to scam or getting fired if they're caught stealing. And as I mention earlier, it happens at my job a lot. I bartend and people sign their receipts to tip and some have left their cc in the check presenters. They're happy to know that my job has honest employees that will turn them in and managers that will return it only to the rightful owner. And yes, thanks, I'll keep track of my stuff.
LoopyLuuLuu 7
Enslaved, or course not everybody who finds one is going to use it, but there are plenty of people who will and have done so. just like there are honest people, there are also lying, stealing scumbags, too.
Karcasm 7
In Ireland it's all "chip and pin", there's no signatures. I'm a manager in a café and if we come across a purse or anything, I make sure myself and another member of staff are in view of the security cameras and then we look to see if there's any ID/bank card etc. It happened once where I had to go to the bank to ask them to call the lady who owned the card, because she hadn't come back (people generally come back or phone the shop to ask did they leave it there) and she lived in another town thirty minutes away. Sorry for the long comment.
Enslaved 38
Okay, I'm talking way too much about this FML but just wanted to point out, as #117 kaka said, a less than honest employee would had hid the fact they found the card and wouldn't have cut it up anyways so why bother destroying it? Policy should be just to turn it in to mgr ASAP and have them deal with it.
SuperMew 22
I always pay with cash at bars. But a friend of mine left her credit card as "the tab" at a bar and the next day had $400 dollars charged to it. Someone (likely the bartender) used her card to pay for friends. She also had a $100 tip on the receipt and since she was drinking, they didn't really believe her about the dispute.
SunTzu2 9
Can't you read?
brandoneyez1 25
You followed policy. If you follow policy then you should have no repercussions.
BFons 19
That's when you reply "no."
runesatori 5
You didn't read the name on the card?
zombiekitten87 12
Instead of holding it in the safe for at least 24 hours? That's kind of stupid... I'd be furious if someone cut up my card after I left it ten minutes ago and came back for it... Also, didn't you even read the name before cutting it?
hunts19ketchup 23
And you wouldn't be furious if someone had copied down the info from the card, left it there, and then proceeded to max out your credit card? The cutting policy is a hassle, but you really never know. If I left my card lying in a public place, I'd cancel it even if I got it back, just in case.
glabberfasted 16
122 - Cutting it up doesn't stop that same employee from copying down the numbers and using it.
zombiekitten87 12
122, if I left it in the store and went right back for it, yeah I'd be mad. And like someone else said, if the numbers have been copied, it can still be maxed out
duude989 7
Thats when you hide it and say "no sir".
LittleShnanners 21
You kind of deserved it, because if you had checked the name you would have known it belonged to your manager and you could have returned it. They may use the whole "you unobservant [insert insulting name here]" tactic on you and get you into trouble. But at the same time, you were following your company's policy (even though it's kind of stupid because, as other people have mentioned, you should wait at least 24 hours to see if the owner comes back), so the punishment shouldn't be too extreme. But it doesn't really matter now, right? Moral of the story: always be observant.
Breegotcake 14
Why cut someone card up? Why not put it into the store safe until someone comes to claim it with proof of photo id? So if someone leave a bag or something behind y'all throw it away?