Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I spotted a $20 bill on the ground. As I bent down to pick it up, the wind blew it away. I ended up running after it like a cartoon character, only to watch it get stuck up a tree. I did consider climbing up said tree, but with my luck I would've fallen off and had to pay 100 times more in hospital bills. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
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gonad_gobbler 1
that blows
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Well at least you were the richest person alive for a few seconds
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Comments (187)
Goatinsfriend 8
I would've put it in my pocket as soon as possible,
DocBastard 40
This story makes no cents. I'll bet euro making this up, you filthy lira! That'll get you in truble, and you might get Pounded by a thug named Franc. I will, however, give you full marks for creativity, though.
DocBastard 40
Linder?? That was supposed to be "pounded". Damn.
rubberduckie94 13
Oh you made me smile and feel a little bitter sweet with your mistake. Linder was my late mother in laws name. *sigh*. I miss her.
DocBastard 40
Duckie - a kind mod came and fixed it, it appears. My condolences to you, and my thanks to the mods.
rubberduckie94 13
Thank you guys. It's coming up on two years now but we are still working throughs it. It was especially hard because the day after she died my father in law died. It was really strange and unexpected with him. Certain things kind of make me catch my breath. Don't even try to get to watch toy story three again.
carlistar27 10
lol money puns
Kuroneko91 3
Nothing lasts forever... Even your happiness xDD
stormchaser24 24
Easy come easy go, not really a fml but hey. You didn't lose anything.
rubberduckie94 13
Right now I think I would cry if that happened to me. Tough break op. I feel your pain.
linkinpark98 24
I just love your username. :D
urdirtyolduncle 15
Yeah. It sounds like Mr. Crabs.
MargieDrury 1
Haha too funny!
MigraineurOfLife 15
The Lord giveth & the Lord taketh away!
morgann_believee 5
Whoops, accidentally commented down. True though. (:
SlaveToRetail 10
I had so much fun saying OP's name outloud. :D
jujubunni5 9
This isn't really an FML it's more just really sad
Grammar_Nazi_97 0
You should put a comma between FML and it's
Grammar_Nazi_97 0
Sorry,wrong comment.
florido_fml 10
Can't miss something that wasn't yours.
ClassyCommando 13
Yes...yes you can.