Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
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Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
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rawr9able 4
Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.
bluetiger105 0
What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.
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Comments (327)
Thedrick 0
Dude that sucks, I'm sorry.
dragonxalli 5
least she's being honest
Mitcha857 0
WTF are you talking about?!? There's NOTHING honest about what she's doing!!! NOTHING!!!
Chrispayne 4
Say no I dont blame you he is great in bed much better then you.
mzkris26 0
she needs to be staked to a cross. its clear she should not be with a military man
life2007 0
My boyfriend is in the military if he gets deployed guess what they have **** stop I'll buy some toys and live. She knew that this was a possibility if you can't handle that then don't get with them... Hit her for me or if your against hitting her tell someone who will hit a girl.
jdechert2 0
my husband is deployed right now. going on 7 months. and still have 5 left. it's possible to go that long. sucks but possible. I can't believe she would give up her husband for meaningless one night stands
lowshadows 21
nice to know you're a devoted wife, it's hard to come nowadays, it's women like you that gives a reason to come home.
mismonroe 0
My got back from deployment exactly a year ago, and it wasn't my first time waiting that year long hell. it's not hard being faithful when you're with the right one!
lowshadows 21
appreciate the time you have together that's all i could say right now, oh and hope your using your husband more than the toy lol! Thank you. Women should know the precautions when becoming an army wife.
jdechert2 0
yeah it's def hard. especially with a 1yr old. but it will just make it that much better when he comes home on leave :) I have the highest respect for single moms and soldiers and their spouses. hardest thing ive ever done
lowshadows 21
I can relate, we both serve our country and this is the thanks we get? Better off with the strippers than her. I for one had a Dear John Letter. I mean no disrespect but women like that deserve to be hung by the nearest tree with whatever rope that's around!!
parxxx 0
AMEN
Almostfamouskids 0
I can't decide you were away for long time but it have it reason but awwww poor you
pan1cked 0
um, it's not his ******* fault. it's hers for not being able to keep it in her pants. just saying.
parxxx 0
woooow she's a b*tch I'd dump her sorry a$$ on the street
karinzia87 0
she is the reason why us military wife have a bad name. my husband is gone this is his 2nd time and I have not once thought about sleeping around on him I love him way to much just thinking of it makes me sick I say leave her you can find way better