Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Muzikluvr93 0
oh my god I know how you feel. I came out to my mom recently and got me kicked out of the house so I live with my grandparents. she called me the other day and was like "so have you changed your mind yet? " and I said "sorry mom I'm with my girlfriend. I'll call you later". Just hang in there. :) you got this.
fxdxhk90 0
Bring a girlfriend home and make out in front of her.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (414)
fuzion50 6
My Mom asked me if i was gay. Then i showed her my history for redtube
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Lololololololol
Tubasaurus 0
WOW ...*high five*
Muzikluvr93 0
oh my god I know how you feel. I came out to my mom recently and got me kicked out of the house so I live with my grandparents. she called me the other day and was like "so have you changed your mind yet? " and I said "sorry mom I'm with my girlfriend. I'll call you later". Just hang in there. :) you got this.
arienh4 0
#26: No, you are.
Glam_fml 0
That really sucks. I personally am not gay, but I have friends and relatives who are, and I know how horrible it can be when your family doesn't accept you. All you can do is try to ignore them when they bring up the subject, surround yourself with people who do accept you, and just live your life and be happy. And to everyone saying YDI - stop being so idiotic. Being gay isn't a choice. Why would someone choose to be discriminated (and hated by some)? Get your heads out of your asses and try to open your mind a little. OP, I sincerely hope things get better for you and your mom eventually accepts you for who you are.
proud_liberal 0
People who don't LOVE gay people are hate mongering Nazis and should be improsioned for life. If they have kids, their kids should be improsioned too and sterilized just in case. This is what should happen to the mom
NickelPhosphate 0
That's absolutely horrible >< I hope you can get over this, parents only want what's best for their children, and sometimes their views are skewed. Best of luck to you, don't let her get you down :(
kira1kira 0
it's not a choice retard!
aback 5
I'm not sure why your sex life is any of your mom's business, anyway.
Ninjasaurus18 9
Correction: Love life. Sex is a part of a relashionship, but not just sex.
ithinkimcursed 0
I'm really sorry. Continue to be who you are and hopefully eventually your mother will accept it. My best wishes to you.
Sheepiebeepie 26
This!!!
awesomeperson 0
aww i'm sorry.