Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, I lost my job because I was doing my work too quickly, getting too much done and the supervisor was afraid I was bored. I have only been here for 3 weeks and already had the best stats on the team. FML
Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
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Top comments
Albuca 13
Their loss honestly
TheaterCrow 4
That sucks, Op. Hopefully, another job will appreciate your enthusiasm!
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Comments (33)
8djht8 19
keep up the good work worse case scenario as a reference they will say they were too much of a go getter
ritzkets 12
they should be thankful for someone like you although considering your good qualities youd be pretty easy to employ
onimusha556 4
I fear this might happen to me...
KFCdevil84 3
A good story to share at your next interview.
siomha 4
Then you got the wrong job, kiddo.
justgotosleep 11
That's not your fault
DragonSlayer1234 8
This was featured on Ifunny GG OP
Tay33733 12
I saw the features too lol
cassidyfaber 5
iFunny fam?
Kelly1995_fml 8
Don't feel bad my first job was at a bagel place and I got fired not even through my second day because of someone's else's **** up. I told her this and even though she knew I was right she still fired me. **** people.
SKYstlimit 11
sue them, unfair dismissal