Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Today, my son finally revealed the reason he was always blasting music as a teenager was to drown out the sound of his father and I arguing. FML
Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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x_KL_x 7
AH, look on the bright side, he may not get a good grade, but he'll be ready for the zombie apocalypse!
LucianDeSouza 4
Lol i suggest joining him in CoD ? nah just kidding , change tutor , and give him a firm talking .
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Comments (171)
hjanelle14 2
Obviously the kid won't be in the military or save us from the "zombie apocolypse" it's a goddamn game the kid can only press a few ******* buttons OP YDI for not looking into it sooner
MadieGlambert36 0
I dont like your user name.
Buttsexpirate 9
Well you should invite him to play you in COD and then mercilessly kick his ass and say "see you didn't learn shit from that tutor" then promptly find a tutor that actually teaches .
crownbenjamin 0
COD helps the mind react faster :D great for sports but study?? Hmmm... Helps me ;) u can have conversation and ask about crap and de nerds will answer. Try it ;)
Amrel 10
My first few minutes on CoD:OMFG YOU ******* GHOST BITCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jim9349 10
This is pathetic. If you're going to blow off your homework time (And mom's money) at least play a half decent video game, not trash like Call of Duty. Your son is pathetic.
oops_im_fucked 8
Looks like they took my study tip; smart kids.
GasMaskKid13 0
Best tutor ever!!
MichaelReyes1 3
I want a tutor like that....
vashthestampede 0
So much win!
stroudie94 9
I WANT THAT TUTOR!