Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mixed messages
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
Devil child
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Drowning
Today, my son finally revealed the reason he was always blasting music as a teenager was to drown out the sound of his father and I arguing. FML
Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
As he should
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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x_KL_x 7
AH, look on the bright side, he may not get a good grade, but he'll be ready for the zombie apocalypse!
LucianDeSouza 4
Lol i suggest joining him in CoD ? nah just kidding , change tutor , and give him a firm talking .
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Comments (171)
n_epic_fail 14
I dont see the fun in these games whatsoever, get a new tutor and don't be so stupid with the new one.
CatEyes66 0
Well, if you ever get chased by zombies don't expect any CoD fans to come help you. I've been known to kill an incredible amount of Nazi zombie and tiny evil monkeys.
MrSassypants 34
I agree with 23... but if we are taken over by the Grammar Nazi zombies, then I'm screwed.
rattusrattus 19
@23 What are you going to do, waggle your thumbs at them?
supercrack11 1
U obesely u have never played cod
hjanelle14 2
I completely agree with you it's the dumbest shit ever @23 you don't learn how to use a real gun so wtf would u do press a couple of buttons on a game controller get a life
Jaxx66 21
13, I think 41 just called you obese...
unrose 1
Somehow that doesn't surprise me. You can't comprehend no amounts of amazing... Simple.
CatEyes66 0
I'm guessing some of you aren't smart enough to recognize a joke.
n_epic_fail 14
if that ever happens I'll retreat into a cave, and cover myself in mud so the zombies can't trace my scent.
blackbelt25 12
Thats just... Just no that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard to try and cover a scent
bluebeads 0
It a dumass clearly
bluebeads 0
Again, ur a freaking idiot. Zombies will still fond u
egrodo 0
Yeah because there are sure a lot of mud filled caves in Vegas where you live. -.-
YayFlameWarz 9
117-Woah stalker. You just had to take it to far didn't ya?
SamC345 2
Zombies can always trace your scent so you would be screwed over and you would most likely die.
Chillism 0
Obesely?
chm0911 8
What the actual ****? Go into. A cave and cover yourself with mud. Food? Water? Fire? Protection? Welfare of society?
Blueglasscup 18
That's a pretty cool tutor. On a serious note fire that bastard and ask him to give the money you paid him back.
audiophileMom 11
Lawsuit much? I'm not sure about where you live but here that game's rated 18+ I would NOT let that "tutor" get away with that.
borkchop1992 15
oh calm your **** all the age crap video games is so over rated and a lawsuit is taking it way too far
audiophileMom 11
Aside from the rating, she paid for a service that she did not receive. Yes, sueing is appropriate. But I'm guessing you don't have children and don't need to worry about them becoming deadbeat losers just yet, so I understand why you feel like I'm overreacting. I'm not tho. And you just find the rating crap because you're a minor yourself.
CatEyes66 0
Yes, yes you are overreacting.
PvtPlatypus 4
You are really overreacting about the games rating. Don't give me that "you're a minor" crap either, I'm 19. The game's not gonna kill the kid, I see 7 year old kids playing it and they're fine. It's harmless fun. I'd be pissed though about the fact that they're not doing the work -_-
supercrack11 1
The highest it can go is 17+ dipsht
audiophileMom 11
Comprehensive reading: i did say HERE.
audiophileMom 11
Private: 7-year olds playing CoD is major parenting fail. It's not gonna kill them, just preventing acheving ANYTHING but prestige level.
suckstoobeyou 0
Wrong Theres a adult only rating the game manhunt got it, and in some country's it got banned for being too violent
nicework 0
my 4 year old brothers plays an he's fine
BB_ava 0
15, the tutor was just having a bit of fun (something you wouldn't seem to be able to do). Sue him? Don't go ******* up someone else's life you sadistic twit. If you have kids, I feel sorry for them.
VickieJoe 3
Overreact much 15? I myself have played cod for a long time and know plenty of underaged kids that play who are perfectly fine...first off why would you file a law suit over something so harmless? You are obviously one of those people who sue over anything you think you can get money out of...I understand being mad about paying the tutor and being mad about him not doing his job...but come on be realistic just find another tutor.
xDex_ 3
over react way too much don't shit everywhere and calm down
audiophileMom 11
140 - what leads you to believe that I could possibly approve of my child turning out like you?? There is NO money behind this lawsuit. Just a life lesson for the two boys: Actions have consequences. Usually big ones.
VickieJoe 3
Turn out like me? You don't even know me..? But good try..and yes actions do have consequence I understand that but that judge would laugh at you in your face and tell you to get a life..they don't have time to waist it on some nonsense like this..this Is something his mom could punish him for no reason in blowing it up and taking it to court..a little ridiculous..
chm0911 8
Do you know how many people actually listen to the rating system on video games and movies? And even books? (Yes books) no one does except the people with overprotective parents. The game isn't going to make you kill someone. Like for real. I anything it shows you that in war people die and people have to kill to say alive
borkchop1992 15
certainly isnt an fml for the kid
akd1v 0
WINNING
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Can I have the information for this tutor?
xleanne_aLly 23
Call of Duty hater? You'll be loving it with your son saves you from a zombie!
crashley21 10
You should demand your money back. On the other hand, your son's grades shouldn't get worse, they should be staying the same and just not getting any better because he us still supposedly learning in class.
tmmundy 17
not if he doesn't understand the material. no. he's grades would not remain the same.
BighornB 0
At least they are not playing hide the salami
Killerturtle 11
I've never heard about that game before :/
jemiller226 13
YDI for not asking questions sooner, but still if he won't refund you, sue his ass. Or his parents if he's a minor.