Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Today, my son finally revealed the reason he was always blasting music as a teenager was to drown out the sound of his father and I arguing. FML
Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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x_KL_x 7
AH, look on the bright side, he may not get a good grade, but he'll be ready for the zombie apocalypse!
LucianDeSouza 4
Lol i suggest joining him in CoD ? nah just kidding , change tutor , and give him a firm talking .
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Comments (171)
julian_96 0
Nice.
kitsune3 20
Geez, that bites. Time to tell the tutor that shit's gotta stop. You're PAYING that person. The least he or she can do is actually TRY to help your kid learn. You need to go in there and assert yourself. Tell that lazy s.o.b. that you're paying him/her and if he/she doesn't start doing their job they're gonna be in some deep shit. If they don't change within a decent amount of time, fire their asses, let everyone you know they're a waste of good money in case they ever need a tutor so they dont waste their cash, and find somebody who will actually do their job.
moonchild6991 0
Hey call of duty I can understand but if it was halo I would have kicked his ass
room_101 1
Don't pay his tutor anymore, cause he's not teaching him. but they can still hang out
yeakoolstorybro 6
geez Casey Anthoney,chill out, you wouldnt wanna ruin his Kill/Death ratio....do you? parents these days, all they wanna do is beat their children and smoke up all their weed that they rightfully earned for dealing with your bitchass all their life.im sorry that was rude, not all parents are like that. some of them actually share their weed
AdmirerST 0
Whats his KDR lol
stitesy29 18
Great tutor
purecountry119 2
awesome
JD134 24
Call of Duty ruins another life
moonshinegurl77 17
Best tutor ever!!!