Today, I finally had enough money to buy my girlfriend an engagement ring, which I was going to pick up after work. On my way to work, I slid on the ice and crashed into a parked vehicle. The damage to my car is almost twice the amount of the ring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML
Today, I was polishing a ring I made at a jewelry shop I intern at. The ring flicked off my fingers and smashed me in the eye. It only took a single trip to the emergency room to make me pretty sure I won't be getting the job. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
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Top comments
ScaryyMary 14
Where are people getting the idea he was WALKING? Damage to HIS vehicle means he was DRIVING.
tam_tiger 0
He wasn't even walking he said " damage to my car"... Wow
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Comments (125)
bridgetoparadise 0
At least you didn't already buy the ring
frostie 0
This might be a good thing because the girl you wanted to marry could show something really unattractive in her personality that would be a deal breaker. Also, what if the diamond ring store started to sell a new design of attractive looking rings in the next couple of weeks?
IronWarrior 9
And what if she continues to be the same, wedding-worthy woman she has been all along? Or better yet, what if the "diamond ring store" jacked up the price of all of their rings making the ring he wants much more expensive in the future? Just because it could be a good thing doesn't mean it can't equally be a bad thing.
helloquinne 0
Awh, that's sad. If she's any kind of fiancee, though, the ring won't matter. : ) Good luck?
lonewolf2701 0
Today I wasn't the first to comment on an fml. FML.
pegycakes 0
at least you have someone bitch. i can barley fit into my car!!
WorkThatButt 2
Girls poop?
polico_wolf 0
wrong post, I think you meant the one with the girl having the door open...
ProtossPro 0
insurance?
NKU_Grad_09 0
I know- that's exactly what I thought. People have seemed to miss this completely for the most part...
brainno 0
you suck at driving
buttseckz 0
You deserve it ****** because you drive like a woman. Go spend the money on driving lessons for both of you, even if your girlfriend is probably a better driving. That's not saying much though, considering a blind person could probably do better.
buttseckz 0
Thats what you get for driving like a woman you ******. go spend some money on driving lessons for you and her, even though she's probably a better driver than you. that isn't saying much, because blind people still do better.