Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML
Today, I emotionally confessed my feelings to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat myself several times. He ended up saying no. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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Top comments
electrorange 13
This FML post was way too long! Can you just tell me what it says?
holagranola 15
Anyone who treats you like that, isn't worth it.
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Comments (74)
conqueror57 11
Most men can't even make it through a long greeting card, and you expect him to make it through a long sappy note? YDI.
SuzeDee 9
Sounds like you might be in love with someone who actually can't read well. It's a lot more common than we think.
Raluxa 21
How long was the note?
missalice0306 19
Well now you know to steer clear of him.
DanielleinDC 34
On the one hand, he's rather insensitive to have said that. On the other, if you're going to confess your feelings for someone, and you aren't absolutely certain those feelings are reciprocated (and given his response, I'm guessing they aren't), then you might want to keep it short and sweet.
dancinwookie 21
You should've included an action sequence...maybe that would've held his attention.
adam_night 9
I would kill to have a girl do that for me. I would probably frame it.
onorexveritas 24
seriously, I agree with the guy... why not just tell him to his face if its so important?
nvo 6
Well, that should sort your priorities out, i hope? You can do better, OP!
xRezSynn 15
Moving on!