Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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spiffles 0
I'm sorry, but I'm kind of dubious about a guy who says yes to a drunk girl at 1am... He seems kind of creepy.
Futt_Buck 0
Someone's getting lucky... and it isn't the OP.
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Comments (91)
redxapplexoxo 0
What it sounds like to me is the OP was standing right there, just about to ask. Then some drunk girl just runs in and asks. Highly unlikely.
Eelusive 0
YDI for setting your sights on a swing shift cashier. Think bigger dear.
sarahlaplante 0
then he is obviously not good enough for you.
Japemead 0
Next time don't wait so long.
murdermygymsox 0
It's OK. He didn't have good taste anyways. :)
ausathlete 0
Anyone think that the guy might not have really meant it? The easiest way of getting rid of an annoying drunk is to just agree with everything they say.
zargon 1
I'm also curious as to how random the drunk girl was. By which I mean, maybe he knows her from somewhere, so it wasn't entirely out of the blue.
mehwhateverr 0
So? Ask him out after. Maybe he'll decide he likes you better.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for not having standards. Who hangs around grocery stores at 1 am?
SvDxHaZe 0
fake
Creston 0
...I feel that I should point out: If the girl was srunk, the guy might only have said yes to placate her. If she was *really* drunk, she wouldn't remember it. I have no experience in being drunk, so I can't say that for sure, of course. But the guy might have been afraid that she would react violently/negatively to a refusal- Perhaps he's had experience in random drunk girls asking him out before. =P