Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
I think #10 is going to be getting some nasty stuff in her inbox soon.
Green12324 0
Oh dang, that sucks.
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Comments (119)
dwights 0
also going in /r/!
KeithHarris 0
One word: hotornot.com That way you can let a random group of strangers like us string you up and say if you're really ugly or not. On a scale of 1 - 10 I got an 8 :-D Oh and if you ever want something to blame your parents for, now you have a good reason. F your life
derpdederp101 1
i dont believe this at all ... fake
ughwhatever 0
aw honey... everyone has different tastes and looks shouldn't matter if its serious...
danedo 0
"I've been seeing online" My my times have changed. I would prefer you call it like it is, "person I've been chatting with online".
heyred 11
Precisely! How odd that people are committing before meeting face to face. Then again, their communication skills are probably better than a relationship based on looks and "chemistry."
KeithHarris 0
#21: "Dude, online dating sucks! Don't feel down just because someone said you're "ugly." No one is "ugly." Just keep trying," No one is ugly? ........ Apparently you haven't seen this dude. Who ever says they've never seen an ugly baby is full of S. Believe me, on some people God wasn't trying too hard. So don't give me that "everyone is beautiful" garbage. We can't all be Calvin Klein models. Some of us have to be Igor too.
uj_fml 4
#28, Nobody is ugly. You can think somebody is ugly but that is just an opinion. Also, maybe you took a really bad picture? Most people are unable to critique their own work, so why don't you try getting it professionally done?
foreverisabelx3 0
owch, harsh. but YDI for online dating =X
free_Aus 0
#10 may have just posted her ex-boyfriend's email address. That was my initial thought, but after clicking on her profile, maybe not....
woah_dang_baby_fml 0
Haha awh. Sorry dude. Better luck next time!