Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
Today, after weeks of psyching myself up, I finally asked my crush to go out for coffee. She smiled and said yes. Feeling on top of the world, I turned to leave, walked straight into an opening glass door, and gave myself a nosebleed before the date had even happened. FML
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spookyboy 20
I'm surprised there wasn't a shrine! Well maybe there was but you just didn't look hard enough.
SherbetGlitter 26
I've heard people say that middle school is the time of your life but this is ridiculous... I hope you're okay OP!
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Comments (44)
mynoch 7
If this was a movie, it would have a romantic ending instead of running home.
markcantlarp 16
Maybe his in a fantasy football league and you shouldn't have jumped the gun.
luke73tnt 17
That's rude as hell he really likes you
Mortoli 30
that creepy as hell sorry op. its good to hear someone actually tryin to date a guy interested in them turns out you found one of the worst types of those types of guys lol.
basicbieber 3
Tana is that you?
Shafro_0 24
Is it just me or did anyone else see online this dude prank his room mate by doing this exact same thing for when his date came round?
hurrysheldon 3
I think it was sweet. I don't think its bad to be with someone who loves you deeply and obsesses without in way hurting you. In fact, I think its better to be with someone who loves you a lot more than you love them, than the other way around. But, after reading all the comments, I realize I might have to schedule some counseling appointments myself :)
sharond23 10
I'm just trying to figure out why you were at his house and then his bedroom.