Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
Today, after weeks of psyching myself up, I finally asked my crush to go out for coffee. She smiled and said yes. Feeling on top of the world, I turned to leave, walked straight into an opening glass door, and gave myself a nosebleed before the date had even happened. FML
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spookyboy 20
I'm surprised there wasn't a shrine! Well maybe there was but you just didn't look hard enough.
SherbetGlitter 26
I've heard people say that middle school is the time of your life but this is ridiculous... I hope you're okay OP!
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Comments (44)
Gorkiy 2
And you are? In junior high or 25? We have no point of reference.
Nickimariek 20
I'm sorry I shouldn't be laughing ?. I'd have ran away too.
DeliMeat08 14
You can run to my house. ?
pin731 5
that's creepy dude ?
pin731 5
@#26 that's super creepy you don't even know the woman and from the looks of your profile pic you're prob way older then her.. dude.. just don't.. your comment is damn near as creepy as the post
NYGiants1925 22
How old are the both of you? No matter what, it's creepy as hell.
KaylaTackett 18
What the actual ****!? That's some creepy shit! Please be careful, especially if you're out alone. If he's that obsessed with you, who knows what he's capable of!
deathshead 19
you remind me of a friend, except you're good.
ishnation 11
So when's the second date?
BabyCakes818 16
Well I guess that's a little better than getting picked up by a guy who likes you in his truck, just to sit on the seat where old food lays and ants crawling everywhere.
toolazytotype99 18
You've done the same thing on so many stories. At least your actually good at it.
whysojealous 18
OP senpai, notice him
HylianWarrior 21
Just how many years has he liked you for?