Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML
Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
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F_M_L_y0 0
You might wanna get a lawyer before you tell him what you found.
ladidadi 0
Oooh man, that just sucks all around! I wish I could give you a hug!
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Comments (339)
brrrx 0
Well done Pandora, you opened a box and didn't like what you found. YDI.
jaxsk 0
Yeah the first one is seriously worse... wow your relationship has major problems. I seriously hope you don't have children, because I would not support staying in that relationship.
madturtle 0
Invasion of privacy...
funtclap 0
You guys are definitely better off without each other. Both of you.
Travestie616 0
Everyone really, really needs to stop calling the chick a bitch. If the guy was cheating on her with MULTIPLE people, there's no way he could have covered it up entirely. It's extremely likely that he was giving her reason to not trust him, enough reason that she felt she had to get proof of what she already suspected. Some of us don't like to stick our heads in the sand and let significant others get away with murder when we have good reason to suspect them. I mean.. obviously her suspicions were correct, so shouldn't you all be saying "good job catching the cheating bastard"? I'm not saying that everyone should go snooping through their boyfriend/girlfriend's email, but if you have good reason to believe that you're being betrayed, then it's only right to protect yourself.
jesusstolemybike_fml 0
co-signed!
hasayom 0
change his password so he can never log into that email EVER AGAIN.... YOU DESERVE BETTER....
plexico 4
I've got a funny revenge for you. Distribute the list of ALL of the women he has been cheating with to ALL of the women ON the list! I'm sure he has been telling each on that they are "the one" for whom he is leaving you. Once they all find out that there are many "the ones", he'll be dateless for a while!
posty92 0
You should've confronted your cheating husband rather than cracking his email account. Huge invasion of privacy.
FML_Add1cT 0
He probley never changed. I was too lazy mine was my girlfriends name for a long time after we broke up.
der_Jabberwhock 0
Jesus.. Phones, emails, myspace, facebook... The trouble with women is that if they go snoopin for dirt, they'll make something out of it, even if there's nothing there to make something out of.