Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML
Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
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F_M_L_y0 0
You might wanna get a lawyer before you tell him what you found.
ladidadi 0
Oooh man, that just sucks all around! I wish I could give you a hug!
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Comments (339)
Kondustra 8
YDI for being a snoopy bitch!!!!! no wonder he cheated!!! .....................,--, ..................../__/ .................../.. / ................../__/ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') ..........................'...../ ..........''............. _.·´ ..........................( **** YOU PARANOID *****
cha40_fml 0
yeah!!! Let's encourage anorexia and all that stuff! great idea!! let's all no go to school and work out instead, so we can all be attractive, cause clearly that's all that matters... seriously wtf... when you get married, you promise to the other person you'll love them forever, NO MATTER WHAT, honestly if he cheated on her cause she put on a few pounds, he did not love her for what she is
vikingtrail 0
At first I was thinking how crazy you must be to be trying to get into his e-mail. But now I see why you wouldn't trust this guy. What a jerk! I'm so sorry!
FigmentXY 0
FYL, but you clearly needed to work on your marriage if you had to crack his e-mail account.
dustbunnies 0
that sucks, honey. i hope either you work things out or you find someone good enough for you. but in the future, you probably shouldn't hack peoples' emails.
Ami8919 0
It sucks, but YDI for looking in the first place - no good can come of looking for problems!
hanamama 0
"honestly if he cheated on her cause she put on a few pounds, he did not love her for what she is" Gee, you figure that out all by yourself?
dacman48 0
you deserve whatever you got for being a paranoid snooping bitch. you go snooping and youre bound to find something you dont like
xero_art 0
this is just so obviously untrue its laughable...i mean unless you used some software to crack the e...... no...no...its just fake
suckmyrocket 0
That's why you shouldn't snoop around. You might not like what you find. & 2, he probably chose her name so you wouldn't guess it, which you did. SO I guess you found what you wanted. Don't cry about it. Also it's a red flag if you HAVE to check your husband's e-mail. You have no trust, therefore, there is NO relationship.