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Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

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Yeah, I probably did deserve that one.

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iAmScrubs 19

Chuck Norris would have dodged it.

That's awesome !

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YDI for spreading ur legs

I think he meant OP should have asked his GF to kick him in the nuts. or my mind is perverted, your choice

zoelovee 0

Why did you have to convince her? Why did you want to give her a foot massage so badly?

neckbeard 0

are you sure she was asleep? hahahaha

Halfway thorough?

"finally" "convinced" ...sounds to me like OP has a foot fetish.

freakyfan17 0

I would've licked her feet =D

That's a mild form of Darwinism. You're attempting to remove yourself from the gene pool by being a dumb ass!

that's disgusting !!!

is this rex ryan?