Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML
Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
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Top comments
Stinkerbelle 15
Dumbass.
alwayswinning123 7
Looks like you owe someone a huge apology
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Comments (108)
Grauncho 27
He dodged a bullet.
jigglypuff34 16
Looks like you miscalculated that one.
Visix 7
*Ba Dum Tss*
Ukeee_X 19
You deserve all of it, don't accuse until you're positive, or at least have sufficient proof
DocBastard 40
Did you also find your dignity and sense of decency while you were cleaning? No?? Big surprise.
enormouselephant 15
She obviously had enough dignity to break up with someone she thought was stealing from her which is more than I can say for other people in that situation. I feel like there had to be a history here for her to specifically accuse him of stealing that for gas. Maybe it was the last straw, at least she knows she deserves better than a bastard;)
Noxialis 10
That bottle appears to be on a bit of a detour.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
thank you 20..... for so much! adorable elephant with her bow pic btw:)
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Well, if you're the type to accuse him without any proof, then dump him over it without considering you might have misplaced it, I'd say he got lucky.
ksks1234 33
So, going to call him up and apologize for being an ass?
sammyjanette 17
I think you did a good thing. Now, your poor ex-boyfriend can go find someone who isn't a crazy witch.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Maybe you should call him and apologize.
Headcrab 29
bitch
HeroSpence 7
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.
xmaximusx 12
A woman jumping to conclusions??? No way can't be!!