Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML
Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML
Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
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takeapieandrun 9
How did you manage graze so many things at the same time? Lol.
CloudEnvy 17
Strike me down if i'm being stupid.. But: I'm pretty sure the brakes don't rely on the chain.
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Comments (182)
bubbles48094 0
three words! 1. F 2.ur 3.life
bubbles48094 0
three words! 1. F 2.ur 3.life
thizzhigh 0
hahaha
KEV10293847 0
stupid
aron33 2
A year ago I fell off my bike and I grazed half my face hands, arms, shoulder and hip. Broke my glasses, lost my memory for an hour (didn't know what I was doing there or what day and month it was) and got a concussion. Only have scars on my hands and a bit on my eyelid too. I guess when you're a frequent biker at one point in your life you will have a serious fall.
antoinemartinez 0
oh my I hope yu live! suck it up everyone falls off their bike
lostrox72 0
****!
Boy_Flow 0
what the hell is nettles?
Lily_Loretta 0
Are you serious?
smileyshraddhas 9
a plant....... the stinging nettle.
VraelVhalen 0
Nettles only hurt for like 10 minutes maximum (unless you live in Guatemala because those nettles are hardcore).
0520bef 0
Not really for me it took a month to stop stinging so I suggest h shutop
WJCool 0
how the heck did u wheel ur bike away??