Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML
Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML
Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
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Top comments
takeapieandrun 9
How did you manage graze so many things at the same time? Lol.
CloudEnvy 17
Strike me down if i'm being stupid.. But: I'm pretty sure the brakes don't rely on the chain.
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Comments (182)
DialecticChaos 0
what do you expect? nature is filled with things that could kill you, like bicycles, and buffulo bob
crusher77 1
your ****** retarded
Bees_fml 0
His ******' retarded what? Oh, the irony.
joker2000 0
thats what you get for working at burger king
caleb_9756 14
I'm sorry, did I miss something?
GamerCon 0
I'll call you nettle carrier. LOL @ Salad Finger reference. It's happen'd to me, well except the nettle part.
sexyscooter 0
what in the hell wer u tryin to do?!?!? you musta been tryin a new trick, damn kid gotta be more careful. i remember when i was green
cassidynoel 0
what does ydi mean?
smileyshraddhas 9
ydi means you. deserved it.
tricHster 4
What does "stung my other leg on nettles" mean? I can't be the only person who's never seen or heard that before.
miz66independent 1
I've never heard of them either!
smileyshraddhas 9
it's a plant. the stinging nettle. it has fuzzy stems that sting when you touch them basically..
Saiyza 4
Ouch! When you fell, did you try to do a spin or something?
ugwmii 0
don't sweat it bro. we all fall off. our bikes :D no biggie
kellinowlin 1
why the **** was this approved??? stupid ass story!!!!!!!!!!!! poor baby!!!??