Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gary
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Watch your step
Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
flicmybicgrl
Look where you're going
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Lars
United States
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
NoRunning
United States
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Slipperywhenwet
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Kathryn
United States
Bad start
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
taob
Nanning, China
Careful
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
embarrassed
United States
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
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Trollz4daLULZ 2
You should; you're a female. You should also love cooky and cleany.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Whenever one of my old boyfriends and I would go to a mall with a Gap store, he'd throw himself across the floor into the store and yell, "Help! I fell into the Gap!" I'd always lmao. >.< Yep, we were both pretty big losers. :D
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Comments (184)
chrissyloveee 0
wow. can someone say Dumbass? haha I better not put that on a sign.. god only knows what would happen lmao :P
ellephaba101 0
this sounds more like an mlia lol
teamsleep22 0
dog semen is the number 1 cause of bad breath
SwagaasauR 0
this wouldn't have happened if you were in the kitchen....
justbemellow 0
Getting old.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for reading a sign and not doing what the sign said. YDI for walking. YDI for using stairs.
nebula748 14
it was a trap
KelceyLoves 0
Perfect.
hsshae 0
hahaha
spikey818 9
very ironic
jpeezy122808 0
here's ur sign! haha! :-)