Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gary
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Watch your step
Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
flicmybicgrl
Look where you're going
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Lars
United States
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
NoRunning
United States
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Slipperywhenwet
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Kathryn
United States
Bad start
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
taob
Nanning, China
Careful
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
embarrassed
United States
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
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Trollz4daLULZ 2
You should; you're a female. You should also love cooky and cleany.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Whenever one of my old boyfriends and I would go to a mall with a Gap store, he'd throw himself across the floor into the store and yell, "Help! I fell into the Gap!" I'd always lmao. >.< Yep, we were both pretty big losers. :D
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deadlyassdaniel 0
this reminds me of the age old ironic fail . Man walks across the street, lets call him joe. Joe is presumably thinking about ice creams and unicorns , because he completely does not see the oncoming car he is about to run into. Caring Samaritan tries to save to day by yelling "watch out", this causes the Joe to get distracted, walk into the car. And end up into the ER. This actually happened to my friend a couple years ago too :P
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Does Joe end up in a wheelchair? I think I know that guy. ;)
Boxy 0
thts just pure irony
porter12 0
thanks 179, that's what I was goin for. only said it to be funny
brokencydeluvr 0
way to be smart.........r u ok lmfao cuz i probably would have laughed my ass of if i saw
Toast514 0
Mind the gap!
LivsterA 0
hahaha that sucks
gymdiva1 0
wowwwwwwww!!!! heehehehe(:
CuttingTheHam 0
smooooooth.
Miroticc 0
How ironic... you idiot!
Big_Boner 3
HAHAHA! This made my day OP, I love you! :')