Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML
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scottovious 0
If the shoe fits wear it proudly... IDIOT!
ellice17 3
lmao
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Comments (64)
mightymart 5
well your dad is an idiot for making fun of his own son on the Internet
krazy_glu3 0
you are an idiot... OP isn't a boy...
PeteyPablo12308 20
What a caring father you have.
ripjohnlennon 5
my dad calls me an idiot all the time and Odontoceti complain about it on FML
shortymac 0
At least he accepted the fact that his kid is an idiot. Now you know he never expected anything productive from you. You can keep on living in his basement with no job, no girlfriend, and no future. You just hope he pays the internet bill so you can keep watching your pornos and playing video games.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Are you blind?! The OP is female.
shortymac 0
Ok, so the OP is female. That doesn't mean she's not an idiot. The father will still probably let her live in the basement and watch **** and play WoW with friends that only exist in an online fantasy. Just because she lacks a penis doesn't make her immune from being a pathetic loser all her life.
RinnieRiot 9
Like his status then unlike it.
TrollsHaveSouls 0
that's what Korea exclaimed
herpdeladerp 0
What good would that do?
jennybenny318 0
It's a question
stpz 0
haha funky daddy
HSOMGF 5
I suppose it never occurred to your dad that stupidity tends to be hereditary. What an ass.
pdp_fml 21
So true, so true!
carcinogan 0
I doubt that's true...
roydawgg 3
get a sense of humor your dad is kidding
perradize 0
hahahahahahah...lmao! ur dad's such a jerk but, y does his old ass have a facebook? there should be a limit like that ongoing debate on the age to stop driving! kml
tarvinwashere 0
1. you fell down and your dad laughed. how does that make your life effed? 2. that's what Facebook is for.