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Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML

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Yeah I just got back from Emergency and I'll be off my feet for 2 days. My manager is a funny bastard, he heard me say that to someone else a few days before and decided to use it on me. He did end up helping me to my car and getting me an ice pack. No, I didn't get a tip from that asshole.

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Oh and sue the pizza.

...lol. I'm sorry op, fyl

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UpYoursInAdvance 0

Damn LMFAO FYL OP

SwagaasauR 0

win

damnn you need a different job

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

@19, if your boss did all that an it was a joke, why the hell are you on FML complaining then?

The customer shut the door on his face while he was obviously hurt badly, and he didn't get a tip. It's still a fml.

Most FML's aren't really that bad when you hear the story behind them.

it's call worker's comp tell your manager to look it up. I personally won't make a claim, unless my boss was an ass like yours.

Push his insensitive ass down the stairs.

glambert1998 0

im in martial arts(look it up if u dont know!!) and we have ro grapple alot and one time my friend brought me down and i landed on my wrist

Cool story bro.

do you know what workers comp is?

I have a sprained ankle right now :'( I'm sorry OP I know how you feel it hurts soooo bad good luck on getting better

sorry