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Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML

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Yeah I just got back from Emergency and I'll be off my feet for 2 days. My manager is a funny bastard, he heard me say that to someone else a few days before and decided to use it on me. He did end up helping me to my car and getting me an ice pack. No, I didn't get a tip from that asshole.

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Oh and sue the pizza.

...lol. I'm sorry op, fyl

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yours managers right suck it up wat the f would u do if u got yur leg cut off in war huh

suckduckpuck 0

when he said princess he was being sarcastic obviously

I suggest you do what #46 said!(;

DeathwishCanada 0

damn son I could go for a pizza right now

tip : learn to walk

shalbriri 0

10 your display picture wins

dunno about you, but i fall down the stairs every time. i'm just that talented. in fact, i'm so good, i even fall up them sometimes. |the kid|

I always get well quicker when someone winces when I get hurt.

idkandidc 0

hahhhhahah i couldn't stop laughin..still crackin upp :)

silversonic75 6

OH NO!!!! Was the pizza okay?