Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
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disney_blonde 16
You're lucky a kid didn't drown.
YLIF 0
YDI YDI YDI
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Comments (118)
SuperSpore 0
Yep, I wonder, do you think you can sleep while doing surgery?
fuzzybunnysays 0
hahaha i love this! bravo for the great comparison :)
logik_fml 0
YOU DESERVE IT !!!!!!!!!@#!@#@!1212312Oneoenoneo1nonowtwo12!@!#@!@#!@
pheizer01 10
What the hell
kaelendra 0
how this could be anything but a ydi i dunno... afterall someone could've gotten in trouble in the water while napping. Not like you were doing it at a job no one could die or get injured at while you nap. Hope you got fired!
Oihana_fml 22
going a little overboard there, huh? (oops. this was meant to be a reply to 12)
ToonAddict 0
Epic YDI. If you're sitting on a lifeguard stand and get sleepy, you either jump in the pool, call whoever's on break to get you coffee, and get more sleep. Speaking as another pissed off lifeguard. We're paid to be alert and attentive because FYI: THE SHALLOW END IS WHERE ALL THE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!!
comadank 0
FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DamienTheRabbit 0
Responsibility fail. You endangered the lives of others, so I say YDI!
baileys82 0
dude did you actually think someone would give you sympathy? now thats the FYL
insomniacdude 0
You're lucky you aren't being sued. YDI.
AnneFTW 17
YDI! How stupid can you be?! What if somebody had drowned?! It's your job to be alert & watching out.
so_me_fml 0
Ok, I agree with everyone, you deserved it, but I will say, I did that once and now there's a pic on FB of me asleep in the lifeguard stand! There was no one in the pool, but no one believes me, ha, so, sleeping in the stand will always come back to haunt you!!!