Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
Today, I woke up from another nightmare, this time drowning in a rogue wave. I could feel the water and rain. I could feel myself gasping for air as I don't know how to swim, and can barely float. I'm scared if I die in my sleep, I die for real. FML
Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I was in swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your love life! Swim, bitch!" FML
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x805xUnknown 6
It's impossible too drown when no water is present, Dumbass.
nimasag1 0
I'm not fat, I'm fluffy
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Comments (136)
1LL337 0
YDI for sleeping in class
IDigSmartLadies 0
You didn't almost drown, because that's when you have liquid block your lungs. When it's something covering your airway externally, that's being suffocated. But then, if you weren't falling asleep in class, you might have known that, fatass.
mrmaks18 7
76 has solved your first prob which is u weren't gona drown and as far as the fat goes get the biggest loser iPhone app and start moving before your next weigh in
celestialkidd 0
lmfaaoooo fyl for bein fat
ToNstAAr 8
Wtf?
woopsy 0
the first thing i said after fin
woopsy 0
the first thing i said after finishing reading this FML was..."aww how cute"
sk8ergirl553 0
dont worry about it if you put your mouth and nose over your arm because you can wake up if you dont have any air.
purplepickle 0
everybody has put their head down in class at some point, maybe the teacher wasnt even talking, he was done with his work, they were having a brain break, he knew all the info already because he studies, all these possibilities
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for falling asleep in class.