Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. I'd set an alarm but forgot to turn my car off, having switched the AC on due to the blistering heat. The cool air lulled me to sleep. When I woke up, my boss was knocking on my window. Apparently, I'd knocked the car into neutral and it had rolled into his parking spot. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, I was feeling tired after a work meeting, so I took a quick power nap in my office before my next meeting. When I woke up, I thought I was still in a meeting, but I had been asleep for an hour. In my panic, I tried to act cool, but I had to walk past all my coworkers, who were wondering why I looked like a zombie walking into a meeting. FML
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
Today, I got home from work after working 16 hours straight. I was naked on the toilet, just about to get in the shower, scrolling through my phone when I nodded off and FaceTimed someone by accident. FML
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ollie179 21
*strain* plop! ZzzZzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz
erazzle 0
Good poo?
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Comments (92)
coltsrock37 15
Snooze ya lose.
Doortje 30
How on earth did you manage to fall asleep taking a shit?!
Ninja_assassinXD 8
I've herd of people falling asleep like this, but never could understand how they COULD lol wow
Jonaism 8
Because when using the restroom (in this case literally a restroom) you relax your body and if you're very tired then when relaxing you can fall asleep
Buttsexpirate 9
Maybe it was your ass. Maybe you just have the most comfortable ass in the world and can fall asleep anywhere just by sitting.
JessalynVictoria 6
that would be great! lmao
Cereal_Is_Good 5
Cyanide and Happiness ftw!
dolpari 2
This could be a symptom of sleep apnea.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Sleep apnea is when you have periods of about 15 seconds where you stop breathing in your sleep. Narcolepsy is when you fall asleep anywhere.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Good point, agreed. Either way OP should get a check up and a sleep study. That or OP just parties too much.
dhwig 0
You guys are some smart little ******* ain't ya?
SanDiegoGirl111 3
Dammit 17!! I was LMFAO reading these comments. Sleep apnea? Thanks for the buzz kill! ;)
Paulinho_fml 5
That's awesome. Sleeping and pooping, whilst on the job - Epic Win!
freckleface221 19
Shit happens. :)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Your comment is full of (enter word related to shit)
pinkspaceboundro 0
You know- I never understood how people can do this? Especially out in public ?
leadman1989 16
Meh if you're tired enough you'll fall asleep anywhere, nothing to be down in the dumps about. :p
sophiagrace26 0
Bet you had lines on your ass
lmaoatall 6
Good one