Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML
Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML
Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Today, I discovered my friend will be upstaging my birthday by hosting another birthday party shortly afterwards. Not for her of course, but in honor of her favorite actor. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
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caffieneminx 0
I would honestly have to agree. Opening night of Harry Potter matches no other.
twilighter_644 0
pshh who wouldn't go watch Harry Potter instead *light bulb goes on in head* maybe you can have your birthday party at the movie theater!
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Comments (442)
bridgetaffias 0
you dumbass. of course they'll go to hp... duh. that only comes out once. you have a bday every year. besides, most people have had their tickets for that for a year already
2kungfu4u 0
Some of my friends didn't want to hang out on my birthday when the last book came out.
eastmanwolf 0
Dude, don't mess with Harry Potter. Some people are crazy about Harry Potter.
jessindsey 0
what the ****? u must be retarded or something.harry potter ownzz!
MsMegaroo 0
Umust be like a serious idiot to think ur frends wud actually choose UUU over HARRY POTTER!!!!
hahailaughatu 0
Harry potter comes out once, bdays come every year. Harry potter overrules ur bday fool. And I for one have to wait a whole week after It comes out cuz I'm gunna be in Maine 2 hrs awYa be we. Ant even come back.
Icywizard00 0
Well i do really like Harry Potter and i'm probably going to it on opening but i don't think they should ditch you for the opening, it'll be in theatres for like months anyways and the opening days are always busy, they should be good enough friends to want to hang out with you instead of see some movie on opening day.
teamo17 0
helllll yeah harry potter :D just go to the movie its gonna be epicc
t_a_s_h_11 0
I hate to say this but if we were friends Id be one of those people
ReplicasWaifu 0
Your life is ******, although be glad it isn't on one of the releases of one of those crappy twilight movies. Harry Potter isn't a one sided bullshit story like Twilight and is wayyyyyy better written.