Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Make your own :)
crownlogic 25
But the parties are this weekend
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Comments (125)
bewareimannoyed 13
I personally think spending that much is stupid. I knew someone who's costume one year was sudocrem, black eyeshadow and a white vest and he looked really scary!
CSC_fml 5
Don't you just love living in fly in only communities? Lmao
Phatkiller 1
make one >.>, i did
starrnao 15
you can always make an occasion to wear a costume. For instance, my cousin threw a costume party in November and it was a hit.
theburninator 1
YDI for spending over 100 dollars on a costume!
KiddNYC1O 22
Draw some dripping blood by your mouth and you're good to go...
flame2011 6
Take a box of cereal, stick a knife through it, put some ketchup around the knife and be a cereal killer. Simple and hilarious. This doesn't have to be an FML
IceCreamMage 17
I can one up it. I bought a costume online 2 months in advance for a con in Australia. It never arrived. A month after the con had ended, we find out that our shit had been quarantined cause it had a PLASTIC knife in it which, by Australian laws, is deemed a trench knife and can be concealed. Talk about stupidity.
puppyXluvz123 9
Wear a long dress/long sleeved shirt & jeans and tape a sign on your back that says "nudist on strike" :)
mbrooks5110 0
U can wear it next year.