Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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Top comments
Mynxie 26
If it was his account, he is a right to not let you piggy back off his account. If it is yours, just contact them and tell the situation.
GregoryStalver_fml 6
It's 12 bucks a month. Get yourself an account, you cheapskate!
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Comments (33)
thunderniron 22
Now you can pony up to pay for your own Netflix. Not like it costs a fortune or is hard to do. Geeze, the stuff people think is life altering amazes me. ?
MrsBugi 21
Based on your FML I get the feeling it was his account? If it was, then YDI. Don't be so cheap! I only pay $9 a month for it. Also, if you're celebrating you should be going out and having a good time, or at least socializing and enjoying being single. You can binge Netflix anytime (especially in relationships haha). If it was your account then FYL because you'd have to deal with getting it reset.
GIJoefan 6
If there is a Forgot Password? button, press it and you should be able to to change it back.
Brightbulb 40
if you are going to dump someone and they own the Netflix account, I honestly would hope they did change the password and kicked you out of it. you have zero right to expect them to leave your Netflix access, and lay for it. that's called being a doormat. petty peopke
I.beat.myself 7
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Hahahaha, stupid hoe YDI
commandokid 13
Yeah no shit he changed it you just dumped him!
missyfiona89 28
get your own account instead of being a freeloader.
RinoaHeartilly 36
So? He doesn't owe you anything.
Royally_shunned 15
We're living in a world where people celebrate becoming single. How sad is that if it wasn't some kind of abusive relationship. Seems the guy dodged a bullet there.
WTF STFU 3
Awwwww you poor victim, grow the hell up and pay for you own netflix.