Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
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iwadasn 33
There are some people like that at my school, including a teacher. Nobody knows whether it's a man or a woman, so we can't say "Mr." or Ms." We try not to address him/her at all, and in private we just call the teacher "it." We always feel bad about it, but there's seriously no way to tell. Some people are just like that.
emadee 0
oh ive done that before it was awful
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Comments (164)
IfyL 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
snzizle 0
hmm...we just did the exact same paper in school...
iSmellNice 2
There's a LOT of FMLs recently about people who think someone is the opposite sex.
A_Wolfe 0
This has been happening to me at school, since I just started on Wednesday. Don't do what #7 said to do, by "getting someone to be the person to ask", that's just embarrassing for the person being asked, I know from personal experience. Just ask his/her name, and if it's a gender neutral name, just ask politely, and not in a mocking tone.
Sinia_fml 0
hahaha Don't feel bad, I went a whole year thinking the guy in the grade lower than me was gay, no one bothered to tell me that 'he' was a girl.
epicwinmaster 0
k seriously enough with the girls looking like guys fmls. its getting old..
hannahbanana11 0
because the name michelle is a guys name.
1965 0
It can be, actually: Michel.
crystal_81 0
You could've actually subsituted 'he' for 'she' while reading. Not that hard.
VampiressMiharu 0
Your reading skills = awesome ;).
cani_fml 0
write an essay about your classmate?? what are you like in 1st grade?
nightDREAMERms 6
... Maybe you just don't have any fun interactive classes. (Or teachers who don't feel like doing anything on the first day. Sucks for you.) I'm a senior taking College-level Psychology and we had to interview a partner for the first week of school.
gummibehrs 4
Wow, that sucks. I've seen a good few many people like that at school and a few times at the mall or movies. But that had to really suck for you. My question is what was her reaction to your paper? Lol