Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
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iwadasn 33
There are some people like that at my school, including a teacher. Nobody knows whether it's a man or a woman, so we can't say "Mr." or Ms." We try not to address him/her at all, and in private we just call the teacher "it." We always feel bad about it, but there's seriously no way to tell. Some people are just like that.
emadee 0
oh ive done that before it was awful
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w01ph13 0
I once asked out a girl name Stacy. Appearently Stacy is a name the goes both ways.....
imsoscrewd 2
Since when?
_chrissy_ 0
Imagine how embarassed she must have been! Ahh. Horrible. Still wanna know how you wrote a whole paper about her though...without figure it out. Hah.
Weil 0
Did she have a complete lack of ****? Or was she THAT ugly?
Twin_Uzis 0
Haha, oh man. I remember in high school, there was this one person that I always thought was just an ugly, fat chick. Long hair and everything. Took me two months to find out his name was Justin.
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
I've been fooled before also, so don't feel too bad. It's really hard to tell nowadays though.
ChemiclyInsane 0
Dont feel bad.one day I walked into the girls bathroom and saw this girl who I had thought for years was a guy and I asked my friend why there was a guy in the girls bathroom.and thats when i found out.I mean she had a mullet and everything I had no idea.
honestopinionzz 0
honestly, how could you not tell if they were a boy or a girl? you seem like a person who doesnt pay attention to much.. or ur just plain retarded. even if it *was* on accident, u just seem like a douche bag
purplepickle 0
wow that sucks sometimes there are peole like that. she probably wears guy clothes, which tend to be baggy and less revealing than girly clothes, and she might have a low voice too, or she doesnt talk much. It's not like it's the OP's fault.
pearldude729 0
lol ive done the same thing!!!! but i didn't get screwed like you did when i found out
spongebobrocks 0
Didn't you ever hear the teacher call out the person's name..?