Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
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iwadasn 33
There are some people like that at my school, including a teacher. Nobody knows whether it's a man or a woman, so we can't say "Mr." or Ms." We try not to address him/her at all, and in private we just call the teacher "it." We always feel bad about it, but there's seriously no way to tell. Some people are just like that.
emadee 0
oh ive done that before it was awful
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Comments (164)
fanstasia 5
I had this happen a few weeks ago at a wedding! Neither me or my husband could figure him/her out. This person was introduced as Chris, just-Chris.
plexico 4
Come on, can we get a new category: Indeterminate Gender? These stories are getting boring now; they have put one of my dogs in a light coma. Let's put Indeterminate Gender and Underpaid Babysitter stories in their own boxes so I can conveniently avoid them.
Intoxicunt 6
Then we would also have to make a category called "I'm Fat" and "I Got Dumped". I like the more obscure ones that don't really fit into much of a category.
BadOwner 0
More like there should be boxes that say "Funny", and "bullshit"
hctdelks123 0
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，这种人就归类为新人种---------人妖。出于尊重，你可以问他/她要怎么称呼他们？(*^__^*) ……
Eresbel 0
The ignorance of people on this site is amazing at times - Ever heard of gender queer?
bexox 0
Yeah, well you're probably confused what gender it is if the woman's boobs aren't popping out of her shirt.
sirskila 0
my daughter had a crush on a guy for months...would come home all bubbling with stories about how cute he was..one day she arrives upset, and tells me 'mitch is a girl!!'. she got over it, and dated her anyway.
willowpuff 0
haha incredible story
mylife9753 0
dont worry it happened to me to but it was a guy n i thought he was a girl i said well you seem like a very smart girl.
mms4me1 0
UMM YOU NEVER ASKED Her name??
RabidSumomo 0
And you couldn't change those to 'her' and 'she'.... why?
Illumi113 0
You're trying to tell us that you wrote an entire paper about somebody whose gender you are not even aware of, let alone anything else? You are obviously lying. I am so sick and tired of explaining why all of you lying shitheads are ruining this site. Go **** yourself.