Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
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iwadasn 33
There are some people like that at my school, including a teacher. Nobody knows whether it's a man or a woman, so we can't say "Mr." or Ms." We try not to address him/her at all, and in private we just call the teacher "it." We always feel bad about it, but there's seriously no way to tell. Some people are just like that.
emadee 0
oh ive done that before it was awful
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MollyConnelly 0
#129, my boyfriend is ftm, he prefers male pronouns. I think he'd laugh if I or anyone else called him 'zhe' #130, kudos.
Singer_of_songs 0
I feel for you, that totally frickin sucks.
deardaniel_fml 0
Wow these fml are so bad. I can't stand reading them. How can you not tell that the person you sat next to was a girl or not.....I bet most of the fml are made up.
PenelopeTupee 0
#140 - Don't dismiss it as being fake just yet. A few days ago in one of my classes, we had to ask the person next to us what their heritage was and then present it to the class. This one guy spent 5 minutes asking this MAN what his nationality and heritage was, but when it came time to present it, he adressed HIM as a HER. He had spent 5 to 10 minutes with him and couldn't tell that it was a man. So I can believe this.
haha_lmao_rofl 0
lmao, few chicks in our school like that. but i have to say, that sounds like an EPIC FAIL. =D
TGFkratos 0
i feel you i had the same problem my freshman year of highschool..i was in earth science though..i never saw the girl in my class again
starving_yet_ful 0
damn
serialmom12 0
You must be sitting next to my friend's daugher Amy. She looks just like a man and has one eyebrow and sideburns. She has a picture of Amy and her husband and their son on her desk, and people come up and ask me if they are a gay male couple that adopted a kid!!!
Zoockey 5
Today, the girl i sat next to read a paper about me to the whole class. She refered te me as he and him. I'm a girl. FML
bluelight745 0
wow you suck lol
hawtstuff92 0
that really sucks. im guessing you dont sit next to "him" anymore ;) my boyfriend did that, it was hilarious but he was soo embarassed.