Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
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Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
I think someone needs a partner with a brain.
iloveboyswittats 10
It was probably a joke. I can't see anyone saying that seriously.
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Comments (142)
tdurden 0
lame
urkiddingright 3
This FML is for your son, not you. "My mom chose to live with someone who values the cat more than my health. FML."
truegirl2anna 4
lesbian ur destroying your kids mind
ahole1212 3
well, you could just drown your son in a bathtub... Cats>kids
rinkagamine_fml 9
I have allergies and asthma, and if anyone tried to take my pets away, they'd be sorry. I take my medicine every day and I just ******* deal. It's really not that bad.
Syriangrl 0
your kid is number one, get rid of the stupid boyfriend
nramirez05 0
uh ur partner can sleep outside
munkee_6669 0
YDI for using the term partner you fag. Its butt buddies or fags lol
Gotdirt 0
He's a keeper.
mercedeslove 0
Seeing as how your kid probably acts more wild than the cat, the piece of shit should sleep outside. Why should the cat have to suffer because of the kid? He was there first. The world should revolve around the mistake you made when you failed to use birth control. It revolves around the world.