Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
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jessesgirl14 16
Easy access!
Fruit_Dealer 9
I am willing to market these under the slogan "Crotchless undies, a man's best friend." You get a 35% share. Deal?
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Comments (150)
cjkeats 0
My sisters dog did the same thing and would always go for the used/dirty ones...it is a female dog too.
toxicxodrug 0
Yours isnt the only one to do it lol
TuteSweet 13
I have the same problem.
wilsonchewy 0
This overall is a really lame fml
moogiex9 6
I'm astonished at how many people on here have basically just admitted that they leave their dirty laundry laying around where a dog can get it, or they leave their clean laundry laying around instead of putting it away. Take responsibilty people and tidy up!
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Not necessarily. My dog steals my boyfriends socks from our laundry hamper- she's a German Shepherd and is big enough to knock over the hamper. We even tried using a pedal bin instead, but she worked out how to open that as well.
Candi814 2
I feel your pain I haven't been able to get him to stop in about 3 years
colorsplace 0
my dog does that too!
bballforward33 10
Why don't you just say 'my damn dog ate the crotch for my underwear' instead if being gay about your dog being a designer?
funnydayz 0
Here's an idea don't leave underwear on the floor?
fuckyeahkass 9
My dog does that too -.-