hahahawoww
United States
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Anonymous
Frenemies
Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Anonymous
Kaul, India
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Hellosinglelife
Diego Martin, Trinidad and Tobago
Betrayed
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
likecomeon
Glendale, United States
Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Log out
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Anonymous
Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
My love
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Maidenhead, United Kingdom
Small world, huh?
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Anonymous
Maple, Canada
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
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yellowsnowman 0
what a stupid bitch
1love420 0
that isn't a good friend
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Comments (129)
brutal_banger 10
obviously since you're putting this on and complaining to FML your stupid and being a bitch
skgirl 0
if you guys were really best friends then im sure you would have went through her phone in these two years and seen that you prolly think she is your best friend and really she thinks your a stupid bitch sorry fyl
skgirl 0
excuse me i mean 3 years btw
krystonite_fml 0
lol @ I have someone in my phone as that too
hollar14 0
you deserve it for being a bitch
MelMel1997 0
I'm guessing your blond? LOL! :)
psyco5000 0
u prob are a stupid bitch. lol
LOL_7052 0
hahaha wow
SupaSwaggin 0
quit bitching stupid bitch
BoW2Me 0
Yea it's nuthin new to have someone you know and like programmed in ur phone as sumthin stupid. My cousin has his aunt in his phone as "fat cow" and I have my friend in mine as "fuckface" so...