Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Frenemies
Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Betrayed
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML
Log out
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
My love
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Small world, huh?
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
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yellowsnowman 0
what a stupid bitch
1love420 0
that isn't a good friend
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Comments (129)
Volleybabe24 0
wow... maybe it's time for a new best friend! I feel sorry for u!
niesenator 0
I don't blame your friend. you are probably one of those girls who is super clingy your "best friend" probably despises you. me and the girls at school have a "friend" just like that.
hatster 4
She's right.
smump 0
LOL WIN
Panda1517 0
um does it matter i have my best friend which is pretty much my sister in my phone as bitch plzz!! she thinks its funny this isn't an fml
jodulieu 3
me and my best friend call each other 'bitch' and 'ho' all the time :L probably just a joke?
DarkFirefly206 9
Sassy Gay Friend reference? Sassy Gay Friend reference.
Like_2_Wakeboard 4
ha
Like_2_Wakeboard 4
ha
glamourgigi2741 0
Either way it's not really funny it's rude would she like it if u called her that. Exactly that's what I thought