Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Frenemies
Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Betrayed
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML
Log out
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
My love
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Small world, huh?
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
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yellowsnowman 0
what a stupid bitch
1love420 0
that isn't a good friend
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yourefreakindumb 0
You deserve it for being a stupid bitch.
mollymaykitty 0
Next time she calls you or you call her, refer to yourself as stupid bitch. Don't take it seriously. My best friends are in my phone as Barbie and GayDoll. That way when take my phone, they can't tell who they are. It's more for privacy reasons.
brutal_banger 10
if you were in my phone I'd have u as "fat butterface" that way I'll always remember you and of course you'd laugh it off
mollymaykitty 0
ha! Of course. I'm EvilLord and Jackass in their phones.
coooooojn 0
looooollllll
perdix 31
How did you figure that out, you stupid bitch?
sublimedude777 0
:)
happypapp12 0
Your a stupid bitch for bitching bout a name
Phallus_fml 0
At least you're in his phone. Stop being an ungrateful stupid bitch!!
Aureliusz_fml 0
Today, the stupid bitch I've been carrying as a 'friend' found out what I think about her. FML.
valdancer99 0
win^
happypapp12 0
Today, someone commented on an fml like this trying to be funny. They failed fml
olisykes_ 0
no.
YOMyLifeSuck 0
I tried to make the same FML, my best friend just called me "The Idiot" :(
cybergoth_fml 1
Wow exact same thing happened to me :/
SettoFail 9
That sucks, I'm glad my bestfriend isn't a two faced *****.