Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML
Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML
Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon, I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML
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Top comments
Kickinchicken213 3
Man these FMLs just keep getting better and better! YDI for the rain incident however the bird droppings were totally uncalled for. This would be a 'put both arms in the air, look to the heavens and scream "whyyy???"' moment in my book.
Bobrogue 0
The rain your fault, the random bird not your fault.
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Comments (75)
Tucatz 0
Some days the steaming divots stomp YOU.
krankypoptart 0
#4 - gross. lol, OP. sorry dude, u seriously fail!!!
I_Hate_Cars 0
I would weld that sucker closed so it gives you no more trouble haha
fml2424 0
#1 - whats wrong with owning a car with a sunroof?
kylek61294 1
*What's wrong with owning a car with a sunroof?
airandfingers 0
Do sunroofs (sunrooves?) usually open above the driver's head? In my experience they're always in the very middle of the car.. Could be that he was looking over his right shoulder to back out, but otherwise I can't see a bird crapping on him through his roof.
miso1337 0
omg, satan sun roof, ahhhh!!! it wants to be closed now >=D
neonoodle 0
#7 maybe it was a ShamWow.
rukusrazor 0
#16, maybe he meant "T-Top", my car's a T-Top, which means it completely comes off. Where I live I wouldn't leave it open or even park it outside. You never know what's gonna drop out the sky, and it's never naked bitches like I wish it was.
TRex32 0
lolz you got sniped by a bird
kellster 2
Moral of the story: shut your sunroof, idiot!