Today, I discovered a large and somewhat disturbing whitehead inside my ear crevice. Apparently it's been there for a while, because everyone at work has nicknamed it Hugo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
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tne201992 12
I wonder why they named it Hugo? Of all names!
TheMathMajor 26
I had a zit in my ear once. Those things are painful, I don't know how you didn't notice it XD
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Comments (93)
st333ph 12
Sounds dashing!
criminallyinked 2
That's just funny.
cheshireau 26
Ear jam is unattractive.
183933 6
How do you NOT notice a thing like that?
film_addict1129 16
I'll be honest, this took me a while I was very confused as to how anyone could not notice a spider in there ear and why said spider would stay there for so long...then I realized the spiders are called white TAILS. Oops!
RentaName 15
How did you find out they had a name for it?
SeeNote 1
Pop it and youl be fine, although it might hurt
loverbaby91 0
Haha. That's my boss' name!!
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah you'd think OP would have felt it. Time to get rid of it!
KiddNYC1O 22
You should evict Hugo immediately!