Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, I bought a treadmill as part of my goal to get fit for summer. It doesn't look like it's going to get much use, seeing as how I sprained my ankle trying to get it in my doorway. FML
Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML
Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML
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lilhellian 27
That's the universe telling you to sit your ass back down..
SWC_Penguin 17
I always suspected that exercise was a cruel scam.
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Comments (71)
Blue329 15
The universe is always trying to mess things up when you're trying to do something good for yourself.
coldsteelstu 4
hold on wait wait I got a good one...... did gravy pour out.......
WeskersSexslave 15
watch your step xD
SoultheWolf 19
Don't let it ruin your spirits. Keep off it until it's fully healed and just try again! Last Summer I ended up twisting my ankle so bad I had to lay off it for three months, because of that I missed all the hiking time I could get. I hope you heal fast and are able to try again without any injuries!
davidc145 1
Don't give up! This is just a test to make sure you're really dedicated. I encourage you to try even harder when you fully recover.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Well, at least you got your first wish....? I'm sorry XD
cactusdesu 15
You deserve it for attempting physical activity.