Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, I bought a treadmill as part of my goal to get fit for summer. It doesn't look like it's going to get much use, seeing as how I sprained my ankle trying to get it in my doorway. FML
Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML
Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
lilhellian 27
That's the universe telling you to sit your ass back down..
SWC_Penguin 17
I always suspected that exercise was a cruel scam.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (71)
NotGabe 28
Murrika!
iLike2Teabag 27
How does it relate to America..? This can only happen in one country in the world?
noelasis94 18
Forget about your ankle call Arnold and let him pump you up.
IdaE 17
I know how you feel OP. The last three times I tried to start exercising I fractured my ankle, fainted because lack of hydration and then I got sick... But hang in there! The universe can't be so much against you working out :)
rattusrattus 19
... Have I been posting FMLs in my sleep or something?
olpally 33
That's just bad luck op. be careful next time!
Inediblepeaches 15
I once fractures my ankle. In my room. Doing homework. >_>
j_cat187 20
Did you break your arms as well? No? Then hit the bench press, work on abs, do something other than sitting and eating.
Anai08 17
Don't be an ass. Of course he doesn't necessarily need his leg for some upper body workouts but it would still be hard, for example, to maneuver around the gym. Not to mention handle weights safety.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
It's a sign.
pmadNess 16
Fat bottom girls make the rockin world go 'round! Now... Get on your bike and ride! (Even if you're a fat bottom guy)
kattailya 4
I did that last summer. First day of vacation. Still in front of my house