Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, I bought a treadmill as part of my goal to get fit for summer. It doesn't look like it's going to get much use, seeing as how I sprained my ankle trying to get it in my doorway. FML
Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML
Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML
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Top comments
lilhellian 27
That's the universe telling you to sit your ass back down..
SWC_Penguin 17
I always suspected that exercise was a cruel scam.
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Comments (71)
macorncob 18
I fractured my ankle from tripping over a stick in the park..... Don't feel bad :)
StanSmith2013 26
Do what I did and get a dog!
chanellgymnast 17
Exercise at physical therapy!
Lilyum 15
Ouch! That reminds me of the time when my best friend dislocated my thumb. We were playing badminton and she hit my hand with her racket.
rjc490 29
You really didn't want to go, don't deny it!
MakinMills 12
that sucks. time to get a gym at home nowwwww
Finola7 16
That's sod's law that is. Don't give up on the exercising though OP :)
whinthy 18
Exercising isn't for everyone.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Start off slow and go day by day.
nyxiny 22
I feel like I've seen this FML before. About 50 times.