Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML
Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML
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Top comments
clitoria 15
How do you not realize that beforehand? That's a nice gesture and all, but you should've been more careful in double-checking.
ZelmaSlayer 30
At least you were trying to do something nice. Good luck explaining it to him! F his L.
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Comments (59)
FeelingIT 10
Ddddddddddd
seriouslygrowup 11
Women need to learn to stop f-ing around with a guy's car and technology. I've seen all to many FML's saying how the girl thought selling his old games to buy a PS4 was a good idea or now the car wash. You want to treat your BF? wash his car yourself, in a bikini, with him on the porch drinking a beer. THAT is a surpise.
BergerL 13
Were you in the car , OP ?
chubbycoon 2
in the future, never take your car to the automatic car wash bc they're usually rough on the paint and on many new cars it can tear off trim/body parts
OhYouMad 12
Just tell him "surprise mothafucka"
vikky538 29
When its not your car. You should be more careful
venomousflower 24
Really? -.-
iLOVEbbs78138 3
Oh he's definitely going to be surprised...
Oppression_fml 19
This is the reason why men don't let their women touch cars.
cmoney408 6
you NEVER take a new or nice car to an automatic car wash. would you clean your face with your dogs old water from its bowl and an old crusty sperm towel?