Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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Pirate_argh 6
Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL
KwitIt 0
Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...
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Comments (231)
iheart 0
i can totally relate w/ that. my mom does the same ******* thing. i hate it when moms think they know what happened when they dont and especially when they hit their kids
Zamyzee_3 0
Well, that proves that scaring your little sister isn't such a great idea! Next time let it be ya dope!
beautyisahorse 0
Really? Punching you in the eye is appropriate punishment for supposedly hitting your sister? No wonder our kids are so screwed up.
LJ99 0
That was so gd funny. I can't stop laughing. Thanks for the smiles.
GiannaxRevenge 0
We were definitely separated at birth. The same thing just happened to me, yes, at 3:49am, so I decided to go on FML to laugh. I see I'm not alone. Edit* And to all of you ******* idiots saying that it's child abuse, it's not. Her sister's probably favorited and her family is probably 100% Italian. Mine is. I feel your pain. Literally; I am developing a black eye as we speak.
amazingkate 0
totally FML, and not really funny. kinda disturbing.
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
JERRY JERRRY ! that's great parenting..
lonleygirl1928 0
i use to get in trouble all the time but never got punched but I would push my little brother a little and he would look at me lay down on the ground and yell"MOM" and start crying like i just stabed him with a knife
xxnikkixx730 0
OH MY GOD! i mean my mom might smack me if I do something really bad, but never punch! CHILD ABUSE!!!!
tomarino13 0
******* suck up little baby sister, your mom oveously chose a favorite and is a total bitch. Fyl