Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Sounds like the family needs some Anger Management courses instead of a new game.
keegs666 0
Wait, after all that you went and bought a new one?
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Comments (120)
Navith 13
Did the new Clue game include the mystery that happened when you played it?
K20M13D 0
shit like this happens in clue. it just does. just like monopoly. everyone wants Boardwalk and someone winds up with a metal dog shoved up heir nose.
athena3100 9
ha! Sounds like my family playing poker! "I see your Black Eye, and I'll raus you a Briken nose!"
xGoSuckAFatOnex 3
All I want to know is how that happened...o.o
sedda23 1
Sounds like my family haha!
power6053 4
I learned a while back, your family is people who you are stuck with in life. They are healthy you fight with them. If they are near death you love them. That's family for ya.
fuzzybear14 0
good luck 4 the next game!
baybay692 6
Intense.....
JohnnyScene 7
Canadians....
vinyl_scratch 4
That's how clue is typically played in my house, except replace the broken plates with a broken fishbowl