Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML
Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML
Today, my friends and I walked to Dairy Queen after school, and I caught my mom in the Walgreens parking lot right next to Dairy Queen stalking/spying on us. My friends noticed too and made fun of me for it. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML
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turdburgers 0
You skipped class to go to Burger King? Christ you're boring.
omnistryder 0
looks like you won't be having it your way after all.
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Comments (67)
sillyrob 4
omg your mom saw you at burger king? f your effing life for sure.
Kiara41 0
Didn't even finish reading the first 10 words before I clicked YDI.
XxSKELETOxX 0
YDI for eating at Burger King. If you're gonna go out & get some burgers, go to In N Out. THOSE are some burgers!
slushpuppy123 0
Except he's in the UK, and IN N OUT is only in a few states in america. But yeah, In N out is absolutely the best.
TrekkieGirl 0
OP deserves it because they weren't smart enough to "skip school" a little further away from their neighborhood. Why skip school and then go somewhere you might get caught....lol.
Polionixon 2
Not really some people are in High school until they are 18. This comment is for Tiki.
Brsrock7 0
that sucks
vexis58 1
Hit YDI as soon as I read "Today, I decided to cut class..." Stay in school, kids!
luckyducky123 0
Stay in school? Why is that? Because we learn so much important information everyday? No, we actually don't. Most classes are a waste of time nowadays. Most, not all. Whenever I skip classes, I choose days where we wouldn't be doing anything important anyways.
CyclonePsycho 1
Congrats, #54. You can drop out as soon as you're sixteen.
iranoutofnames 6
ydi for goin to nasty burger king
MissSpookiness 0
we don't have burger king here anymore O_O hungry jacks took over
meatkilla73 0
wow u all get really upset and angry over some little jokingly made comment saying there are no burger kings in the uk.
gszmam 0
your family must be fat as hell if you go to burger king that much