tdudey123
Toronto, Canada
Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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dmblonde 13
Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.
thisgirlysfml 2
Better than no lap dance..
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childishfears 12
That's probably the most excitement she's had In a while..
KiddNYC1O 22
Weakling.
gman90210 18
Well when are you people going to understand that just be because they are seniors it doesn't mean they don't like to have sex. Just like you teenagers and 60+ and everyone in between. No difference.
Dilwann 27
Doesn't mean they go around having sex with just about anybody. Not like that's the subject, even. So how did you go from sitting on his lap on a bus to having sex?
vodkaliciouz 4
One less lonely grandma
TcheQ 12
Just...ew
just2awkward 8
Haha this made me giggle
chevynova1743 4
don't let her break you off son! handle that!
profligatesoul 18
Makes me wanna ride the bus
etishuman22 32
Did you get an involuntary boner?
Randomness90 27
Grannie is crazy......